Startling news out of Dallas this morning, as a PR attack has been launched against Rape Stand quarterback Tony Romo. According to America's "Publication of Record", Entertainment Weekly, Carrie Underwood is denying that her rumored relationship with the Stand star ever happened:
"Though Underwood seemed to be enjoying a blossoming relationship with the Dallas Cowboy earlier this year — he was her date to the ACM Awards and each flew to the other's side for their respective birthdays — she swears they were never a couple. ''At one point it seemed like that's where it was headed,'' she says, ''but point blank, he is about football. I don't know if it's that I'm not quite his type or whatever, but I don't think he's at the point in his life where he would be willing to sacrifice football. He hated so much that people thought that he was paying more attention to me and that was causing him to not do well."
The revelation has caused an uproar in The Rape Stand's locker room, where teammates were atwitter with questions. For his part, Ronnie Brown has openly questioned his teammate's motivation:
"I’m not sure I believe Tony's excuse that he is too busy with football to fuck hot chicks. I appreciate his dedication but, I mean, Tom Brady is putting together the greatest season in the history of the NFL and he’s fucking Gisele while the Pats are on defense. Getting pussy doesn’t seem to be bothering him too much."
Brown never went so far as to call Romo gay, but as teammate Bobby Engram pointed out, "If Tony is gay, you know T.O. will out him sooner or later."
More details as this story develops, and how it will affect The Stand's titanic clash with Danger Monkey this weekend.
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