A few point of interest and notes through Week 7:1. Although the weekly recap seems dead, we certainly all wish Dr. Lynus J. Bigtime, M.D., D.D.S. the best of luck in his new endeavors.
2. Last season, Pruss' hatred for his divisonal counterpart, Touchdown Ades, boiled over and he has now become the one thing he hated most - Touchdown Pruss. Although TD Ades' argyle sweaters do separate him from TD Pruss this Commish has found out through various league sources that they actually wear the same jeans. Coincidence, this Commish says no. Don't let Ades team name fool you, TD Pruss is the real Vader and has been mind-tricking his way through the season.
3. Current La Resistance Records Tied or Broken through Week 7...
- Longest Winning Streak - 7 (Danger Monkey, formerly 6 (El Che)
- Best Power Ranking - 36 (Danger Monkey, doesn't go any higher), formerly 35.5 (Lunch Money)
- Lowest Power Ranking - 3 (Hannukah Bears), fomerly 4 (Kimbo Slice, RIP)
- Most weeks of scoring the most points - Danger and Dark Side(formerly Straw hat brigade) tied at 4
4. For the first time in league history an owner has put his entire team on the trading block only to stir no interest. None of Robby's players will have any impact on the playoff hunt. The commish prediction is that the Hannukah Bears will continue to get fucked all season.
5. A fact brought up by Seth Pruss this weekend as his blackberry almost exploded. The matchup between HATAOWISF(Handjobs) vs. TNELHGK(Gingerkids) was and is the longest teamname battle in history.
6. THe Chili Con Carnival division, after entering three teams in the toilet bowl last season, has become this year's toughest division.
7. Only Robby has no shot of making the playoffs. Not since the inception of the wild card in baseball has something so exciting hit sports. With six teams able to make the playoffs the next six weeks of the season will make for some titillating football.
8. Sweet Tangy Limes has the toughest next three weeks...playing Douche Chills, Lunch Money and Danger Monkey in consecutive weeks. Ouch.
9. I was blessed with not having to play Pruss this season, while Erik Keentzull was screwed by not playing Robby.
10. Ludicrous Speed's owner Mike Hartman's only saving grace is his winning record, according to the breakdown, against fellow owner Evan "Sore-balls" Schmitt. 4-3...nice work Mike.
Game of the week... Lunch Money @ The Nearly-Extinct-Large-Headed-Ginger Kids
Most interesting... Face Fucked Hannukah Bears @ Pontoon Boats
Good Luck in Week 8!
-Commish
