COMEDY/TRAGEDY LINEUP

Because second-guessing is at least 24% more accurate than first-guessing.

Very few coaching decisions could have tipped games in the other direction, with winning teams generally having the lion's share of bench points as well. The decision to start the Lions DST rather than the Jaguars proved to be the wrong move for the Pontoon Boats, but Gangstalicious would have blown the Boats out of the water by starting Philip Rivers and Brian Leonard anyways. Complicating Drago's decision on Sunday was the fact that he claims to be a Lions fan, but owns a Sean Taylor jersey.

Injured players this week are not eligible for the following lists, and there were several zeros, but special attention needs to be given to the Straw Hat/Soul-Ja Boi match-up where not only did Ades get nothing out of Joseph Addai, but had it shoved in his face by Kenton Keith posting the week's top point total while starting for his opponent. That's a topic better explored by Hartman's weekly recap. I don't care when your birthday is Mike. Happy Birthday.

Like last week, Comedy players sat on their respective benches, while the Tragedies hurt more than they helped in the starting lineup.

TRAGEDY
QB: Jon Kitna, Danger Monkey, 10.0 pts.
RB: Shaun Alexander, Sweet Tangy Limes, 6.25 pts.
RB: Larry Johnson, Gangstalicious Resurrection, 5.75 pts.
WR: Terrell Owens, El Che y los Guerrilleros, 3.0 pts.
WR: Roy Williams, Danger Monkey, 4.5 pts.
WR: Randy Moss, The Straw Hat Brigade, 5.5 pts.
TE: Alge Crumpler, The Brownie Kaboom Sundaes, 1.0 pts.

COMEDY
QB: Phillip Rivers, Gangstalicious Resurrection, 39.75 pts.
RB: Brian Leonard, Gangstalicious Resurrection, 22.0 pts.
RB: Ron Dayne, The Straw Hat Brigade, 14.5 pts.
WR: Donte Stallworth, Your Mom's Balls, 15.25 pts.
WR: Devery Henderson, El Che y los Guerrilleros, 15.0 pts.
WR: Arnaz Battle, The Rape Stand, 10.5 pts.
TE: Desmond Clark, Danger Monkey, 13.5 pts.