COMEDY/TRAGEDY LINEUP

Because second-guessing is at least 86% more accurate than first-guessing...

Pretty good coaching all around this week, with only a few bench spots having the potential to tip games in the other direction. Gangstalicious Resurrection's decision to start Philip Rivers over Matt Schaub cost him a victory.

Soul-Ja Boi Records would have cranked (see what I did there?) out a win if Roethlisberger and Derrick Ward had started in place of Carson Palmer and Kenny Watson. The lack of faith in the Giants running game shown by Robert Frederickson III, Esq., opting to start a backup against the League's best defense instead of Ward, is a bad sign for the New York Football Giants, who might actually be better off with Willie Randolph coaching the team (too soon?).

Like last week, Comedy players sat on their respective benches, while the Tragedies hurt more than they helped in the starting lineup. Justin Fargas, and the Giants defense are excluded as they weren't on a league roster this weekend.

COMIC
Matt Schaub............QB.....Gangstalicious Resurrection......41.25 pts.
Sammy Morris.........RB.....El Che y los Guerrilleros........26.25 pts.
Jamal Lewis.............RB.....Gangstalicious Resurrection........19.75 pts.
Jerry Porter.............WR.....Pontoon Boats...........18.50 pts.
Mike Furrey.............WR.....Danger Monkey...........14.50 pts.
Muhsin Muhammad..WR.....The Straw Hat Brigade..........12.50 pts.

TRAGIC
Mark Bulger.........QB.....Kimbo Slice....................5.00 pts.
Thomas Jones........RB.....The Brownie Kaboom Sundaes.....9.00 pts.
Jerrious Norwood....RB.....Kimbo Slice....................6.25 pts.
Terrell Owens.......WR.....El Che y Los Guerrilleros......4.50 pts.
Joey Galloway.......WR.....Pontoon Boats..................0.50 pts.
Marvin Harrison.....WR.....Sweet Tangy Limes..............0.50 pts.