Thanks for coming folks, Coach Kennichick will make his opening statement, and then take questions from you all...
Thank you all for your patience this week. Being involved in the Monday night game has given us a short week to prepare, and time for talking has been limited all week. Great win this past weekend against an opponent we really didn't have any respect for going into the game. We expected to win , despite everything the 'Guru' has had to say this year, and figured that Cedric Benson and Kevin Jones wouldn't put up much of a fight. It was difficult to not have Westbrook out there, but Ronnie Brown looked like he was playing against Mississippi State, and Tony keeps on being Tony. Questions?...
Coach, wasn't it a bit of a gamble to leave Brian Westbrook in the lineup?
Yeah, and that's definitely a move that could be second-guessed if Pontoon Boats had put up a fight. Going into Sunday, if there was anyone available in Monday night's game to be picked up as insurance, we would have brought them in, but when it came down to gambling with Brian or putting Julius "Post-Concussion" Jones in the lineup at 1:00, we had to go with our star.
So, what happened?
Well, all indications are that Brian wanted to play, so I'm putting this one squarely on the shoulders of Andy Reid. I can only assume he was busy bailing his son out of jail in the hours leading up to the game, rather than listening to his star running back. You can't have it both ways, you know? Sometimes you have to make choices in life, and when it comes down to football or family, we separate the winners from the losers. Bill Belichick has alienated and ignored his entire family over the last six years, and three rings and a divorce later it's totally worth it. Andy Reid should take notes. As Sun Tzu said, "If he sends reinforcements everywhere, he will be everywhere weak." Pick a side Andy, we're at war here.
What has happened to Ronnie Brown over the last two weeks?
Ronnie Brown is a badass. Anyone who played NCAA Football 2005 realizes that Brown was the heart of that Auburn team, not the Porcelain Cadillac. Cam Cameron worked with LDT, he knows you have to get the ball into your best player's hands as often as possible, and on an offense that features Trent Green, Marty Booker, that's going to be Ronnie more often than not. Dan Marino's not walking through that door despite Dr. Bigtime's nightly bedtime prayers. Oh, and we got Ronnie on a pretty good "pharmaceutical" plan.
Is Tony Romo the most relaxed guy in the League?
Now that Tom Brady has to worry about his ex-girlfriend pulling the single-mom, guilt card on newsstands around the country, yes. Carrie Underwood would never have pulled the goalie on Tony. That's low.
Who had a tougher week: Pontoon Boats, or Barry Bonds?
Until Drago's former mistress gets naked in Playboy and simultaneously gives eyewitness testimony about how steroids shrunk his testicles, I'm going to give that one to Barry. Worst. Week. Ever.
We know you're a baseball fan, care to pick a winner in MLB?
I'll take the Mets. I still believe.
Did you have anything to do with Clinton Portis' injury?
Next question...
You're an underdog for the fifth consecutive week according to the Guru, this week against Yossarian Lives. Do you use that as motivation?
Our bulletin board can't handle any more material. The whole thing is covered with Calvin and Hobbes cartoons and Sudoku puzzles. That Bobby Engram is such a show-off.
Do you have any prediction for your match-up with Der Commissar?
My prediction? Pain.
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