Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Comedy/Tragedy Lineup

Because second-guessing is at least 62% more accurate than first-guessing.

Comedy players sat on their respective benches, while the tragedies hurt more than they helped in the starting lineup.

COMIC
Brett Favre...........QB.............Yossarian Lives..............58.5 pts
Marion Barber......RB.............Danger Monkey.............29.25 pts
DeShaun Foster....RB.............Sweet Tangy Limes........30.5 pts
Dwayne Bowe.......WR............Danger Monkey..............15.5 pts
Vincent Jackson....WR...........Kimbo Slice.....................18.0 pts
Greg Jennings.......WR...........Yossarian Lives...............19.0 pts

TRAGIC
Drew Brees............QB............Straw Hat Brigade..........14.5 pts
Rudi Johnson.........RB...........Soul-Ja Boi Records.......7.75 pts
M. Jones-Drew......RB............Your Mom's Balls...........6.75 pts
Lee Evans..............WR...........Kimbo Slice.....................0.5 pts
Steve Smith...........WR...........Pontoon Boats.................1.75 pts
Hines Ward...........WR...........Your Mom's Balls...........0.75 pts



1 comment:

Chimpo said...

Javon Walker was certainly tragic this week...give him some love.